Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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