My first STD was from a foam party
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
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