You really coming over, don't trick.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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