Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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