did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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