And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Randomize
