One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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