i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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