My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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