Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
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