Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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