do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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