Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
He is an equal opportunity slut.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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