so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
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