i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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