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I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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