addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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