gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
He is an equal opportunity slut.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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