Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
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