You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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