Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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