Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
I woke up under a house in Key West
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