Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
I party with great urgency now.
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