It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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