I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
Randomize
