worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
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