party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Michael Bay diarrhea
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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