He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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