This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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