i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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