If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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