ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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