when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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