I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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