White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
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