NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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