i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
dude. I can hear the air.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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