This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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