id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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