mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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