operation harelip BJ is a go
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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