you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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