with your own penis?
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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