And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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