doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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