Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Floor bacon is actually really good
I need a hoe opinion
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