i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
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