Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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