I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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