im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Four minutes until I can fart!
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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